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Over 40,000 Orders Shipped

"I'd rather buy some Taco Bell"

Alex Del Valle

Lancaster, OH

"If you pee on it, it's wet"

Luke Dobbs

Rochester, NY

"It won't let me rate 0 stars"

Paul Zeppeotis

Pittsburgh, PA

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Since launching in 2018, we've released over 250 useless products. And they're all cataloged here.

Real Humans

Give us a week or two to pack and ship your order. This isn't Amazon, my brother in Christ.

Less-than-Exceptional Support

I try to check the 'support' email inbox at least 1x per week. You can always DM us on instagram and we will reply promptly.

Environmentally Minded

We really try to use paper-based packaging materials as much as we can, though you will find some plastic used to keep your items safe and dry. We also pay some sort of charge on Shopify to make every shipment carbon neutral.

Easy Returns

I honestly have no idea what our Returns & Exchanges policy says. If you have an issue with your order, just contact us, and we will make it right.

We hide in this brewery's basement. Please don't tell them.

Old Thunder Brewing Co
340 Freeport Rd
Pittsburgh, PA 15238

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