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I Feel Like Shit [Unisex Pullover Hoodie]

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Jason Bourne [16oz Tallboy Koozie]

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Pissed Myself [16oz Tallboy Koozie]

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Nine to Five [Enamel Keychain]

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Coat of Arms, House PH [Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie]

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"If you pee on it, it's wet"

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Since launching in 2018, we've released over 250 useless products. And they're all cataloged here.

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I try to check the 'support' email inbox at least 1x per week. You can always DM us on instagram and we will reply promptly.

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We really try to use paper-based packaging materials as much as we can, though you will find some plastic used to keep your items safe and dry. We also pay some sort of charge on Shopify to make every shipment carbon neutral.

Easy Returns

I honestly have no idea what our Returns & Exchanges policy says. If you have an issue with your order, just contact us, and we will make it right.

We hide in this brewery's basement. Please don't tell them.

Old Thunder Brewing Co
340 Freeport Rd
Pittsburgh, PA 15238